I have use of a computer again.  Our old motherboard blew up, and there was sadness among the masses.  But, we found an old piece of shit that I stole a long time ago, and now that I've hacked through the passwords, we have a slow motherfucker we can now call our own.  Huzzah!

I dumped the boyfriend of two months (known to some of you as Josh).  

My hair is now dark brown with blonde highlights.  I met a nice boy getting this done, he gave me his number, there is now a party house available up the road.

Uh.  The roommates are good.  We are all recovering from the night.

In the last 24 Hours have you...

1. Had sex:-- mmhmm
2. Bought something:-- Smokes
3. Gotten sick:-- Yup
4. Sang:-- Badly
5. Been kissed:-- Goodly
6. ate something:-- Currently
7. Felt stupid:-- No
8. Talked to an ex:-- He does live with me
9. Missed someone:-- Yes Ma'am
10. Hugged someone:-- Indeed Sir.

Last person who....

1. Slept in your bed:-- Yours Truly
2. Saw you cry :-- Josh
3. Made you cry:-- Me
4. You went to the movies with:-- Chrystal, we got "pop" drove to C.R. and mocked the Grudge 2
5. You went to the mall with:-- Josh and Mali
6. One thing you could take back:-- Nothing

Have You Ever...

1. Said "I Love You" and meant it:-- Yes
2. Got in a fight with your pet:-- Bi-Daily
3. Been to California:-- No
4. Been to Mexico:-- No
5. Been to China:-- No
6. Been to Canada:-- In a way.
7. Been to Europe:-- No.
8. Wished you were the opposite sex:-- When I started menstruating

Random...

1. Do you have a crush on someone:-- Quite
2. What book are you reading now:-- "Nightmares and Dreamscapes", and "Everything's Eventual", both by my Lord and Master, Stephen King.
3. Worst feeling in the world:-- Heartbreak.
4. Future KIDS names:-- NO DICE
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:-- Sometimes I sleep with a stuffed Satan, but he's been taken hostage.
6. What's under your bed:-- Drawers, Money.
7. Favorite sport to watch:-- The sport that guys play when they put pennies in plyers, put them over a lighter and try and throw them at one another.
8. Location:-- Not where you are.
9. Piercing/Tattoos:-- Nipples, Navel, Ears.

10. Do you drink:-- A tad too much.
11. What are you most scared of right now:-- Aliens.  Wizard of Oz. 
12. Where do you want to get married:-- In an alternate universe where I am not getting married.
13. Who do you really hate:-- Some people.  I like large boobs.
14. Do you have a job:-- Piano Teacher
15. Do you like being around people:-- YES
16. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with?:-- I don't think so?
17. Have you ever cried:-- No shit.
18. Are you lonely right now:-- No.
19. Song that's stuck in your head a lot:-- "Hit That" - The Offspring

Have you Ever:

1. Been in love:-- Currently.
2. Played strip poker:-- I won.
3. Gotten beaten up:-- Uh uh.
4. Done an all-nighter:-- 'Course.
5. Been on radio/TV:-- No
6. Been in a mosh-pit:-- Got kicked in the (freshly pierced) nipple.  Oh!  And I lost my shoe, but some guy with a mohawk brought it back to me.  Thank you, whoever you were.
7. Do you have any gay/lesbian friends:-- Slept with some of them.
8. Skinny dipped:-- Come on, this is me.

Wolverine got spanked on by Charles Xavier for eating cookies during Storm's rant Jean rubbed spoons with Scott during dinner while touching Nightcrawler's tail also Pyro squirmed Magneto's juicy lightning-rod on chinchilla colored ranch pants because emotions suck passionately but Logan likes cheese dripping from Jean's fingertips and doesn't prefer cars that spin me faster nevertheless prop raped by a sentinel because dirty Toad smoked sanchez because Sabertooth made babies for Juggernaut when Mystique called Iceman's monkey to knit him tastefully into but sadly moaned loudly 'I cant have cookies because dogs love antidisestablishmentarianism and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' but about Storm's body is so humdingeringly anorexic she loved puking up juice plus she orgasmified cupcakes gleamy beads spilled gravy out potatoe pancakes that smell like excrement of Juggernaut's book describing penguins that can skate while singing the cucaracha in hotcakes of lattes and wanted creamy semen gushing Oklahoma wino farted wet squishy smelly feet bunyons with smellycat onions perspiration and putrid urine filter lubricant may help turtles Rogue has sucked Magneto's myspace bratwurst flatulence Pyro maniacs lobster dances rubbing cats vaginal dishwasher puddles can defecate area51 twice was given to transvestite hookers licked skateboard wheels have kinky boots made in Taiwan however they would squeak forever that Cyclops cant have milk with crackers swimming in jello with chocolate gash...

Bah, so yes.

Fuck this not typing in my damn journal bullshit.

Unbullshit!

Har.

The boy and me fought.  Then we unfought.  Then we fought again!

Victory is no one's!

But Vector is for everyone.

Unless you're allergic.  You're kinda fucked then. 

There is a whore in Campbell River.  Shove things up her ass and proclaim "This is for Dania".

Just don't claim it in the name of Dania, I don't want that shit.

I'd kill her.  But then I'd go to jail.
But jail has LESBIANS.

Speaking of girl-on-girl action...I was at this party.  Well, ok, one time I was at a skatepark, and a girl licked my nipple.

It was super.

Then, I went to a party and made out several times with my boyfriend's sister.  She's hot.  

Ooooh god.

Oooooooooh.

I need more cigarettes.

Justin, I see you reading this, will you lend me cigarettes?

Please?

With a blowjob on top?

Fuck you then.

Must go.